I just had an epiphany of why I abhor headcanons where all of the Marauders are straight boys
because it’s not just a dislike. that feels viscerally wrong to me.
and I realized it’s because, to me, the Marauders represent subversion and going against the grain and they are chaos and rebellion and rawness
and that just doesn’t have the same effect if it’s just some straight white boys being dipshits